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Dudes, what the heck are you guys up to?
Posted on Jul 5, 2010 at 4:39 PM by
Yeah, I know, right? It's like, "Hey, let's post a bunch about needing a new singer and then fall off the face of the earth." Well, guess what. We met a lot of great girls who wanted to sing, and we had some auditions, and things went pretty well overall. But right now things are in flux for Hello Hawk.
Life changes, location changes, member changes: it takes its toll on a hot and sexy band such as ourselves. So the plans for "the double H" -- as we like to refer to ourselves -- are foggy at the moment. Here is a list of facts that we have confirmed:
- We still have band practice on a mostly regular basis.
- We are still really good, better than your band probably is.
- We still make outrageously unfounded statements like telling people that our band is better than theirs despite not knowing who their band is.
- We have new songs that are really good and which will blow your face away (if you have a very fragile and poorly attached face).
- One song is called "Win Big at Games of Chance."
- One song is (probably) called "Intensity in Ted Nugencies."
- We will be recording all of our songs and releasing them as an album very soon. The artwork is done, and most of the songs are recorded.
- Eric still insists that he be addressed as "Your Testicleness." We still don't know why.
- Despite what MTV tells you, New Jersey is still as tragically uncool as it has ever been.
So that's what is up with us. You know how messages like this usually turn out in the end, though: "Steve slept with Eric and Christopher is jealous so Emi decided to break up the band." If you've heard it once you've heard it a thousand billion times. Dramatic "hiatus" announcement citing "creative differences" almost certainly forthcoming. (Don't worry, there will be a reunion tour by which we will totally cash in.)
Love,
Christopher!